so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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