Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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