I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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