We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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