Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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