New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Randomize
