and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Did you just see the Batmobile???
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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