dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Alive.
So much puke
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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