so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
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nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
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OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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