why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
