champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
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No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
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I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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