Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
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Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
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They also submitted to my demands for pizza
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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