On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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