Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
you made out with another girl for some wings
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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