she looked like the bat from fern gully.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
