Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
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You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
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Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
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My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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