Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Can Purell be used as lube?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
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Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
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I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
How does it feel to date your dad?
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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