We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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