I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
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Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
What drink are we having for lunch?
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Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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