is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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