I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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