I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
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I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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