super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
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Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
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Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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