her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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