I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Randomize
