At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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