After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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