We're like a lot better than the average bears
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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