But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I'm like, not good at living.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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