I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I am naked and annoyed.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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