i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
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Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
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Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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