I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
home. puking in laundry basket.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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