I wannas sexs uuuuu
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
The ass gains better be worth it
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