why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
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I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
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That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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