I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
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Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
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I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive