Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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