those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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