when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
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Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
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You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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