pedialite and red bull = repair kit
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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