I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
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My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
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We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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