using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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