Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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