its not stalking. its research.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
