yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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