We won't sleep together?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Randomize
