I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
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merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
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Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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