belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
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