Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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