Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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