i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
You left your phone here
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