She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Life is so much better after having sex.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
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Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
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went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
you made out with another girl for some wings
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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