Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
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then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
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Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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