so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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