I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
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He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
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In other news, I just burned my penis
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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