i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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