Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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