Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
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We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
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I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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