problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
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You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
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Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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