Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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