Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
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dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
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"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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