Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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