Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
worst night to have a conscience
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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