that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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